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Clussy Cartel

by Klowniac

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Step right up cotton candy creeps! It's time for the Clussy Cartel! Never before has there EVER been a song by clussy for clussy about clussy. but that's all changed due to the twisted mind of Klowniac who yet again committed an audio atrocity so hypnotizing that you literally can't help but contort, wiggle and move your human meat suit to. Warning: failure to move in enjoyment to this song may result in spontaneous human combustion.

lyrics

I paint on a smile so you know I'm fun
Some think I'm crazy, well more than just some
The colors a warning that you do not heed
I know you love clowns and I got what you need

You know that I'm deranged but you don't run away
Alluring `cause I'm strange, I bring that energy
A monster in the sack 'cause that's where it matters most
I'll bring the carni to the streets I can make your marry go

Round and round with the clussy cartel
(Round and round with the clussy cartel)
You have to be a freak to board the carousel
(You have to be a freak to board the carousel)
Step right up and enjoy the ride
(Step right up and enjoy the ride)
If you pop the balloon you'll get a cream pie
(If you pop the balloon you'll get a cream pie)

Taste so sweet like cotton candy
Let it melt right on your tongue
Use your hands to make the flower
Squirt just like a watergun

I'll have my cake and eat it too
Or smash it in your face
You are the joke I think it's fun
To put you in your place

Round and round with the clussy cartel
(Round and round with the clussy cartel)
You have to be a freak to board the carousel
(You have to be a freak to board the carousel)
Step right up and enjoy the ride
(Step right up and enjoy the ride)
If you pop the balloon you'll get a cream pie
(If you pop the balloon you'll get a cream pie)

Do it honk, oh yes it do
So many flavors you can choose
Circus, Party, Horror, Show,
Jester, Auguste or Pierrot

Some are funny
Some are hot
Some are scary
Some are not
When the cirque comes to your town
Join us and become a clown

Round and round with the clussy cartel
(Round and round with the clussy cartel)
You have to be a freak to board the carousel
(You have to be a freak to board the carousel)
Step right up and enjoy the ride
(Step right up and enjoy the ride)
If you pop the balloon you'll get a cream pie
(If you pop the balloon you'll get a cream pie)

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released May 11, 2023

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Klowniac Ypsilanti, Michigan

WARNING: The words you are currently reading are being made audible in your head and once you've read them you can't unread them.

This is a bio about Klowniac - an idea that takes the physical form of one or many Klowns that create audio atrocities. By reading these words you consent to having these atrocities committed.

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