No, I don't want you Not going to eat you I'm just your singing evil klown and that's spelled with a k No, not the bad kind No, not the sad kind But the kind that churns out music that'll rot your brain, yeah Send in the klown Spelled with a K If you forget the K I'll Honk this bitch up I'll turn the vibing into screaming and not just for this song I keep a horn up in my pocket so you know that I'm down You can't spell slaughter without laughter and that's why I'm a klown I apologize for my outburst there folks We can now return to our regularly scheduled vibes I'll even spice this next part up a bit with a guitar solo Since I wasn't creative enough to write a second verse K-L-O-W-N K-L-O-W-N K-L-O-W-N K-L-O-W-N We are now entering the end of the song Where I feel I should sing something you can all sing along to With lyrics you may already know So, if you do know the lyrics to this next part of the song Don't be shy, feel free to sing em along with me All around the mulberry bush The monkey chased the weasle The monkey died and everyone cried So they sent in the klown Spelled with a K And that klown was me Thank you

Welcome boys and girls and all the genders every age We've got surprises here in store to feast your eyes with something strange And in the back we've got concession stands up for a tasty treat We've got popcorn, cotton candy, hotdogs filled with human meat I mean animal that's not important c'mon now step inside I'll show you sights and things you've never seen before your great demise Oh look now here's a curtain what's behind it no one knows So sit your ass down in that fucking seat get ready for the show Steadily right before you the curtain starts to rise But there's nothing there but emptyness and dark to your surprise And as you stare blankly into the deep abyss You start to notice something quite familiar from inside of it It's your ex but choked blue in the face how'd they get here A couch that's full of people, family, sliced from ear to ear They've had their tongues torn from their mouths that's what they get for talking shit And your ex you told to choke and die That's right well here it is You see, here you get just what you want I heard you and your plea All your deepest and darkest desires all made possible by me And don't you worry about police or starting your life anew Because once the song is over Hahaha so are you The shows not over folks Not just yet now anyway The fun is just beginning so c'mon let's play a game It's called what's my biggest fear You know the answer here's a clue Your biggest is commitment not to someone else but you You never finish any project that you ever start You keep on making lame excuses and you never had the heart To do the one thing you need to do so that's why you do nothing That's why your life is now in shambles but that's OK I'll show you something Another curtain opens wide it's you up on the stage Your eyes are full of tears and your head is filled with rage You never do anything right I've heard you say that to yourself And this time you've gone too far and there's no one left to to help Cut to black that's all that you see you're alone there is no crowd Just you left to your vices by yourself there goes a clown Ain't it funny when you think about how life just got away Bleeding from your body slowly dying day by day At a job you never liked that's why you've got a new one And let me tell you it's a doosey but we'll have loads of fun Do you get it now if not don't worry we'll be here all week You're the latest attraction Welcome to the Cirque du Freak

These old doll eyes are watching Pull a string and then start talking Whisper secrets in your ear But only when no one near Asking do you wanna play It's a very special game I like to call hide the soul Ready 3 2 1 let's go Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte Secoise entienne mais pois de morte Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette Endenlieu Pour du Boisette Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte Secoise entienne mais pois de morte Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette Endenlieu Pour du Boisette Still seeking while you hide Armed with a knife kept by my side Leaving corpses in my wake How many bodies will it take For you to come out here with me Olly olly oxen free Don't be afraid it's just pretend I'll be your friend till the end Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte Secoise entienne mais pois de morte Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette Endenlieu Pour du Boisette Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte Secoise entienne mais pois de morte Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette Endenlieu Pour du Boisette All my secrets that you spilled Got a lot of people killed Caused their tragic lives to hault And the cops think it's your fault It wasn't me it was the doll No one believes I killed them all Maybe now you'll see Why no one betrays Chucky Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte Secoise entienne mais pois de morte Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette Endenlieu Pour du Boisette Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte Secoise entienne mais pois de morte Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette Endenlieu Pour du Boisette

I scream you scream we all scream for icecream So many flavors which one would you like to try I scream you scream we all scream for icecream We've got your favorite so c'mon and take a bite I scream you scream we all scream for icecream So many flavors which one would you like to try I scream you scream we all scream for icecream We've got your favorite so c'mon and take a bite Pull up in your hood with a truck of icy treats We've got something here for everyone our menu is complete Take a look in the back if you don't see what you like There's a box full of sweets so why don't you come inside Oh my God I like love ice cream It's like litterally my favorite thing in the whole world Um, but I'm not sure what I want What flavors do you have? Well, we've got Butter pecan, birthday cake Strawberry, cherry, chocolate chip Cookie dough and rocky road Scooped on a cone or in a bowl Vomit, discharge, rotting meat Maggots, prolapse, centipedes Roadkill, corpses, toncil stones This list can keep going on and on So go look closer have a peek Open the box and find a treat An empty grinder but not quite I'm pushing you inside I scream you scream we all scream for icecream So many flavors which one would you like to try I scream you scream we all scream for icecream We've got your favorite so c'mon and take a bite I scream you scream we all scream for icecream So many flavors which one would you like to try I scream you scream we all scream for icecream We've got your favorite so c'mon and take a bite Pull off with a laugh no one knows what we do Yet another missing person but how could they have a clue That you're screaming while I'm driving Everyone is having fun And when the screaming's over our new flavor will be done Hi kids are you guys ready for some icecream This time we have a new flavor called Victoria Surprise And for a limited time its totally free Just remember if you guys find any teeth Just place them under your pillow and the tooth fairy will bring you money Have a nice day And enjoy your ice cream

This one time I was at this party but it was like no fun Everyone was sitting around doing nothing it was like really sad I knew I had just the right words to make things better Make the party seem a lot more lively for everybody there Do You Know What I Told Them Put a smile on Put a smile on Put a smile on your face Put a smile on This other time I was at this funeral I thought they'd be at a little more lively Because I mean the word litterally has fun in it But boy was I wrong So I waited patiently for their eulogy to be over and once it was I grabbed the mic Do You Know What I Told Them Put a smile on Put a smile on Put a smile on your face Put a smile on And now I'm wanted in like several states just for trying to make people smile All I wanted was the world to be a little bit more happy But I guess that's illegal I emailed the fbi to let them know there's one thing they could do To prevent these attacks from happen again Do You Know What I Told Them Put a smile on Put a smile on Put a smile on your face Put a smile on Put a smile on Put a smile on Put a smile on your face Put a smile on

F is for fire to burn enemies U is for you're all alone without me N is for no one, that's who you have left I is for incinerate its what I do best S is for shit H is for hate M is for mental, criminally insane E is for everything engulfed in flames N is for napalm and T is time to pay F is for fire to burn enemies U is for you're all alone without me N is for no one, that's who you have left I is for incinerate its what I do best S is for shit H is for hate M is for mental, criminally insane E is for everything engulfed in flames N is for napalm and T is time to pay

Welcome to your life There's no turning back Even while we sleep We will find you Acting on your best behaviour Turn your back on mother nature Everybody wants to rule the world It's my own design It's my own remorse Help me to decide Help me make the most Of freedom and of pleasure Nothing ever lasts forever Everybody wants to rule the world There's a room where the light won't find you Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down When they do I'll be right behind you So glad we've almost made it So sad they had to fade it Everybody wants to rule the world I can't stand this indecision Married with a lack of vision Everybody wants to rule the world Say that you'll never never never never need it One headline why believe it? Everybody wants to rule the world All for freedom and for pleasure Nothing ever lasts forever Everybody wants to rule the world